Why it has taken me so long to post the cover of Aunt Jenny's cookbook, I cannot say. Calvin seems really, really happy here. Perhaps Aunt Jenny let him lick the frostin' bowl last time she was makin' frostin'. Or perhaps he's just thrilled that every meal involves shortening. (Shortenin'?) But I have questions.
1. Why is he so skinny?
2. And wearin' lipstick?
3. If Aunt Jenny has written the cookbook that Calvin is readin' right now that he himself is on, and that picture is holding a cookbook with himself on it, how is space/time not fracturin'? Remember, the back of the cookbook also has an infinite time loop.
4. Has Aunt Jenny constructed a Paradox Machine, or is she a witch?
5. If option one, is it powered by Spry?
6. If option two, is she powered by Spry?
Also: "Receipts...so digestible a child can eat 'em." Discuss.
Next time: A Spry meal. Oh yes.